..You mean..
..Someone nicked your R 4 dont you? The pic shows the same helicoper but with no R4 on the ground - and judging from the position of the helicopter, it looks to be broken down as well, like the one at the Lucon military Base!!
And what pray is a Yaught - or do you mean Yogurt, the healthy food stuff?
...........A guy driving a Renault 4 pulls up at traffic light next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Renault 4 slides his window open and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, mate, that's a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I've got one in my Reault 4!" The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, "Yes I have a phone." The driver of the Reanult 4 says, "Wow! Have you got a fridge in there, too? I've got a fridge in the back of my Renault!" The driver of the Rolls, looking annoyed, says, "Yes, I have a refrigerator." The driver of the Renault then says, "That's great, man! Hey, you got a TV in there, too? You know, I got a TV in the back of my Renault!" The driver of the Rolls, looking very annoyed by now, says, "Of course I have a television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!" The driver of the Renault says, "Very cool car! Hey, you got a bed in there, too? I got a bed in the back of my Renault!" Upset that he did not have a bed, the driver of the Rolls-Royce sped away, and went straight to the dealer, where he promptly ordered that a bed be installed in the back of the Rolls. The next morning, the driver of the Rolls picked up the car, and the bed looked superb, with satin sheets and brass trim. It was clearly a bed fit for a Rolls Royce. So the driver of the Rolls begins searching for the Renault 4, and he drove around all day. Finally, late at night, he finds the Renault parked, with all the windows fogged up from the inside. The driver of the Rolls got out and knocked on the Renault door. When there wasn't any answer, he knocked and knocked, and eventually the owner slid the window open stuck his head out, soaking wet. "I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce," the driver of the Rolls stated arrogantly. The driver of the Renault looked at him exasperatedly and said, "You got me out of the shower to tell me THAT?!"
A Renault 4 mechanic received a repair order that read: "Check for clunking sound when going around corners in Mr Wicks white Renault 4." Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn, and a moment later he heard a 'clunk.' He then made a left turn and again heard a 'clunk.' Back at the garage he opened the Renault boot, and soon discovered the problem. Promptly he returned the car to the collection area with a note on the windscreen "Clunking sorted out Mr Wicks - Have removed the bowling ball from your boot".
