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Happy Easter

It was a Happy Easter for at least one person today. I was driving around the car park of a local riverside pub and saw a oncoming flash white Mercedes Benz coming towards me. The sunglass wearing Herbert behind the wheel laughed like a hyena through his open drivers window when he saw my R4. I parked up as I was expecting to pick someone up but I noticed he took at least three attempts to park his 'petrol guzzling fashion statement'. As I sat and waited, I began to conjure up all sorts of illegal actions to help him remember this day, but then I thought (1) I don't commit illegal acts and (2) their security cameras would easily pick out this chap in his scarlet boiler suit! Happy Easter everyone.
 
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