..Sadly team, you have a year to wait..
..before todays wood is any good for burning but I am as usual ahead of you all - I have already chipped my last years supply ready to go into the wood burner!!
Remember this when it comes to collecting wood for your wood burning stove:
The Creator gathered all of creation and said,
“I want to hide something from the humans until they are ready for it.
It is the realization that they create their own reality.”
The eagle said, “Give it to me, I will take it to the moon.”
The Creator said, “No. One day they will go there and find it.”
The salmon said, “I will hide it on the bottom of the ocean.”
“No. They will go there too.”
The buffalo said, “I will bury it on the great plains.”
The Creator said, “They will cut into the skin of the earth and find it even there.”
Then Grandmother Mole, who lives in the breast of Mother Earth,
and who has no physical eyes but sees with spiritual eyes said,
“Put it inside their wood burner.”
And the Creator said,
“It is done.”
So, only people with a wood burner will be able one day to find out they create their own reality...
Spooky hey?