Christmas greetings
copied from an email
From us ("the wishor" ) to you ("the wishee" )
Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best
Wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral,
celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most
enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all.
We wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year 2007, but with due respect for the calendars of
choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed,
colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer
platform or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting this greeting
you are bound by these terms that: -
* This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.
* This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall
be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the
wishor are acknowledged.
* This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement
any of the wishes.
* This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or
the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in
certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
wishor.
* This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected
within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year
or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes
first.
* The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of
this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the
wishor.
Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas",
"Our Saviour", "Rudolph the red nosed reindeer" or any other festive
figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply
any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all
proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are
hereby acknowledged.
And merry Cristmas from Frederick the Frog too!
